The Mcfly Takeover
is the year
2045. The world is in utter chaos, with wars spewing from country to
country, over petty matters such as country names. One country
is not engaged in war, the greatest of them all. Zimbabwe. However,
many countries are planning to team up and attack Zimbabwe because
its name is way cooler than theirs. All the countries(except Chad)
are going to attack Zimbabwe. One native Zimbabwayin can stop it in
an "unorthodox" way.
Ezekial, has a
sure-fire plan to stop Zimbabwe from being demolished from the face
of the earth. Since he's 314,159,265 years old, he's seen many wars,
and knows how to stop this one for sure. The only way he can do it
is to take over the entire world. He's the only person capable of
it, knowing everything there is to know about taking over the world.
Even if the world decides not to attack Zimbabwe, Ezekial will still
take over the world. It's the only way to fix it. But he only
demolishes countries if they attack him first. Recently Canada had
attacked, but Ezekial fought alongside his troops and drove them
Just after the
fight, Ezekial arrived back at his base. "Lackey
#1!" shouted Ezekial.
nuclear warhead B7"
sir. Canada will be off the map after this!"
was on the
Ezekial rose from
his chair and began making rounds in his secret base, situated in the
capital of Zimbabwe. His first conquest since he took over the world
was France, but he was not very proud of that. After France, he was
moving on to Canada, since they speak french there also. Ezekial
did not particularly like this job of taking over the world, but his
country would be naught but a a crater if he did not. Ezekial slowed
his pace as he arrived at the surviellance room, and opened the door.
Ezekial walked in, and began looking at the monitors.
significant activity?" asked Ezekial to no one in particular.
None sir! The most action we've seen against us is the Jamacia sending
the source of the scams and send the death ray operators the
coordinates of the spammer."
Swivelling around, Ezekial stepped out
of the room and began to
resume his rounds. His next stop was on the other side of the base. His
base had a few rooms for controlling his weapons of mass
destruction, including his nuclear cruise missiles, his death ray
satellite, and bug spray. Ezekial walked by all of these, and also
walked by the interrogation block, which was empty at the moment. Also
along his way was the dungeon, with air ducts along the rooms,
but only measuring 1ft by 6in. The dungeon keys were not located
just outside the prisoner's reach, but instead in an office down the
hall. Ezekial finally arrived at his destination, the main control
room. However, the door to this room was labeled:Sewage Processing
Plant. This room controlled all weapons, gave him status of all of
his troops, gave him status of all his rivals/enemies, and had a list
of his plans of what to do after taking over the world. It also had
a map of the kind you would find at a mall right outside the door,
but everything was intentionally mislabeled, such as the main control
room actually being the interrogation/deathtrap room.
Ezekial sat down at
his chair, which had a extremely elegant vase beside it.
should we take over next Bob?" The vase stirred, and replied:
many e-mail scams from there."
we got Nigeria already. Which do you think is the most of a threat to
they're overpopulated. They could actually stand their ground
in the event of a battle."
Should I use the Nuclear missiles or the bug spray?"
Ezekial had one of
his monitors swivel around to him, and the satellite image of the
world popped up. Ezekial targeted China and activated the bug spray. A
fine mist sprayed down all over China, killing cockroaches, and
many disease carrying bugs. When the bug spray settled down, the
liquid grouped together and turned into one large humanoid shape. The
shape's arm began to form the words Surrender, or I will attack.
Chinese government eventually surrendered to the blob, and the
satellite sucked the bug spray back up.
Ezekial relaxed the
controls and let the bug spray go from aggressive to neutral. "We
need a more efficient way to do this non-lethally," Ezekial
spray takes too long. We should just send in our army, dropping them
straight off at the country's main government building. Then we make
a show of force and capture every main government official. If they
refuse to surrender, then we use the death ray to target a tree. If
that doesn't scare them, we'll widen the beam width and destroy a
work. Let's try it out."
Ezekial arrived at
his space station with Bob under his arm. The space station was
identical to his fortress, just in...space. Ezekial strode
the control room and sat down, and threw Bob into the corner. Bob
bounced around the padded corner for a little while. Letting out a
snarl, Bob said "Do that again and I'll show you how well a vase
sorry." Ezekial said , suppressing a
The death ray
controls slowly interchanged with the bug spray controls, causing
Ezekial to wait a few minutes. The government officials were
captured in the meantime. When they were finally interchanged,
Ezekial grasped them and targeted the capital of Russia. Flipping a
switch, Ezekial turned on his megaphone that worked through miles and
miles of space.
Russians! If you do not surrender,
this will be your countries
yelled as a
giant blue ray of light came down and completely demolished a tree.
surrender for a tree, you Vimbabweian scum!" spat the Russian
this? I'll stretch the beam to the size of your country,
and kill you all," Ezekial said. The beam came down and
destroyed a large national monument.
the papers to P.O. box 314159."
the government officials and disappeared into the day.
with his eyes slowly becoming red and said "You know...After all
these countries have been taken over, I'll finally be the dictator,
bending people to my will. MUHAHAHAHA!"
He did just that
after he turned evil, and built a huge base located at the most
desolate island in the world, Bouvet Island. The island was ideal,
with icy rocks bordering the entire
The base wasn't too
large, only 15 square miles. The entire island was 30 square miles.
Transportation to and fro m the base was a bit of a problem, as the
only method of transportation available was plane or helicopter.
Nevertheless, Ezekial and Bob established a base on this island, with
a few score troops. Antiaircraft stations were located at the
island's corners, as well as one in the center of the base. There
were a few warthog assault vehicles, a jeep with two seats in front,
as well as a large antiaircraft/infantry gun located on the back. Air
patrol consisted of a few fighter jets made by Ezekial himself,
armed with dual gatling guns and 4 cruise missiles. Also there were
helicopters armed with a single gatling gun and 10 cruise missiles.
The island only had roads leading to the antiaircraft stations, as
the island was very overgrown. Ezekial also managed to get a
internet connection for the island. With all of this, who would dare
attack? None other than Lance Mihawk, bounty hunter for hire.
Lance Mihawk had
been hired by the WSO - The World Saving Organization. Walking out
of a meeting with the head of the WSO, Lance asked "So I just
have to infiltrate the place and kidnap this Ezekial
leave now," the WSO leader said as they arrived at the hanger.
total of 30 minutes to get him out. I'll re-brief you - you'll be
dropped from a mach 20 plane that'll fly over Bouvet Island, without
a parachute. You'll need to throw an anti-gravity grenade before you
land, or...You'll die. In addition, you need to disable the
anti-aircraft guns from the main control room. We'll land at the
front of the base, and you'll have 20 seconds before we leave. His
troops are expert marksmen, we don't want to dwell there
go," Lance said.
Shrieking along the
sky, the jet approached Bouvet Island, slowing down a bit as they got
closer. At about 20 miles away, the doors to the plane opened. A
crew member said to Lance "You need to jump right when the doors
flash red. If you take longer than two seconds to jump out, you'll
crash into the ocean or the rocks."
down considerably as the approached. Lance stood up and waited for
the doors to flash red. Within a second the doors began to flash,
and Lance hurled himself out of the jet. Lance plummeted toward the
ground, anti-gravity grenade at the ready.
30 feet from the
ground, Lance pulled the pin from the grenade, and threw it at the
ground. Lance slammed his eyes shut, expecting a hard lurch, but
instead felt a gentle deceleration, along with a floating sensation.
Opening his eyes and looking around, he realized that he was
suspended 5 feet in the air. Scratching his head, he tried to
remember how long this would last. 15 seconds, right...?
Lance thought to himself as the 14th second passed. Suddenly Lance
plummeted into the ground, stopping with a large thud. Lance dusted
off his state of the art black "Dragonhide" armor, which in
reality was actually a bulletproof leather-like synthetic material.
Pushing his goggles aside, he reached for his gps.
The readout on the
gps revealed that he was not far from the main part of the base, only
around 100 meters. Lance put his gps away, and put his goggles back
on. He fiddled with the switch on his goggles until they yielded a
thermal display. Lance began to run toward the base, adjusting his
gauntlets as he did so. His gauntlets and boots were simply hardened
"Dragonhide", resulting in feeling like rocks. They were
the ideal weapon for silently defeating opponents in tight spaces. He
slowed to a jog as he approached the base.
As Lance arrived at
the base, he scanned the area with his thermal/night-vision goggles. He
saw that there were two men on the other side of the door he was
planning to enter. Sneaking up to the door, he tried to open it
silently, but found that it was locked.
Lance took out his
lockpicks, and began to work on the door. Finally the door unlocked,
and he slowly opened it. One of the three guards saw him, but before
he could shout out, Lance catapulted through the door and dispatched
the guard with a few quick jabs to the jaw. The other guards heard
the noise, and turned to face him, with their guns raised. Diving
grabbed one of the guards' guns; and dove to the floor as he kicked
the other guard's gun out of his hands. Springing to his feet, Lance
slammed the butt of the gun into one guards face, and kicked at the
other guard's legs. Losing his balance, the guard fell over; the other
guard grabbed his face, muttering curses at Lance. Lance dove at the
guard, grabbing his arm. He then pulled a knife on
Lance grappled his arm then slammed him into the wall before he could
do any damage. The
remaining guard grabbed a gun lying on the floor and aimed it at
Lance. Before the guard could shoot, Lance went into a slide,
toppling the guard. Lance whipped out a stun gun used it to knock
out the guard before he could shoot.
Lance switched off
his thermal goggles to fully examine his surroundings. The room was
just a simple guard station, with a supply closet. The three guards
lying at his feet were clothed with dark gray body suits, along with
a kevlar vest and black ski mask over it. They were armed with
grenades, combat knives, and rifles, one to each of them. Lance
stooped into a crouch to examine the rest of the guards equipment. The
guards had spare ammo, radios, and flashlights. As he shoved all
the guards into the supply closet, Lance took out his gps again. As
he stepped out of the supply closet and shut the door, he mentally
mapped his route.
Putting away his
gps and flicking on his goggles, Lance stepped outside the guard
station into the hall. Lance slowly made his way to the main control
room. A single guard drew a bead on him, but Lance threw a fast
acting tranquilizer at him. The guard fell to the floor, knocked
out. Lance opened a door on the corridor, and shoved the guard in
the room. Little did he know that the room was full of guards.
room full of
guards contacted Ezekial. "Sir, we have a guard here that's out
cold, a man dressed in black deposited him, requesting orders." Ezekial
"Where is he headed?" The guards
"It looks like he's headed to the main control room."
him come to me then, I'll deal with him. Relay this message to all
guards." Ezekial said as he walked to his war cabinet. Ezekial
opened the cabinet and took out a pair of 8 shot revolvers, and a
mid-length sword about 3 feet long. Ezekial loaded the revolvers,
donned his battle armor, and sheathed his sword. He walked to his
desk, and faced the door, revolvers drawn and aimed at it.
through the door before going in, and saw that Ezekial was awaiting
switched off his goggles and ran at the door. With a leaping
he smashed the door open, only to be greeted by Ezekial opening fire on
him. Ezekial relentlessly shot at Lance, cackling like a madman. Lance
dove out of the way, but still took a shot in the center of his
torso. Luckily, the "Dragonhide" took most of the damage,
but there was still a light injury. Moaning in pain, Lance dove to
the side as the last few bullets were fired. "Muhahahaha!" Ezekial
roared as he leaped towards Lance, drawing his sword. Lance
dove to the side, narrowly avoiding the jagged sword. The
electrified blade whistled through the air, directed at Lance's head.
Lance bashed the slash off-course with his fist, and sprang into a
fighting stance. Ezekial also drew himself into a fighting pose, his
eyes filled with fury. Ezekial sprang at Lance, sword first,
slashing at him. Lance grappled Ezekial's arm, and rolled him into
the ground. The two warriors crashed into the ground, with Ezekial
taking all the damage. Before Ezekial could manage to attack with
his odd blade, Lance pinned his arm to the ground, and knocked
Ezekial out with a devastating punch to the face. Heavily bleeding,
Lance walked over to the control desk.
all of the anti-aircraft guns, and glanced at his watch, revealing
that he had two minutes to get out. Lance slung Ezekial over his
shoulder in a fireman carry, and ran outside.
The chopper landed
in front of the base, and Lance jumped in. Thus ended the reign of